What is my perfect crime?
Break into Tiffanys’ at midnight. I go for the vault? No! I go for the chandelier, it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop, it’s her father’s business, she’s Tiffany. I say no, we make love all night.
In the morning cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her, besides I like the cold.
30 years later I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years, she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up, I go to Berlin. That’s where I stash the chandelier!!
Ο επίλογος απο το τελευταίο επεισόδιο του The Office. Dwight Schrute ladies and gentlemen! LOL!!!